Ok, so I read this and giggled. I'm 37 and still find bodily functions pretty hilarious. But then, I realized. I had never heard the term "spray farts". It's still funny of course, but I feel so out of the loop on terminology.
So since showing this to my husband on Friday night he has said at least 15 times over the weekend 'Oops, think I just spray farted'. Neither one of us knows what it means either but we found it freaking hilarious! I too am a juvi when it comes to stuff like this.
Good one! I like those ecards. I've thought about posting a few of the runner themed ones myself. I think there's one that says "Don't shit yourself when you hit the wall."
I'm afraid I've got a teenage sense of humor, but half of my excuse is being a guy.
I about spit my water all over the place. HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteOh. my. gosh. The first time I heard that term I heard it as "sharts" on the movie Shallow Hal. Running. It sure makes us lady like.
ReplyDeleterunning isn't pretty. and spray farts are nothing compared to the comedowns!
ReplyDeleteSprarts?
ReplyDeleteI love that the first post I ever read on your blog is this.......Bookmarked! lol.
ReplyDeleteOMG...I couldn't stop laughing when I read this...laughing grade school like. Thank you for sharing.
ReplyDeleteSo since showing this to my husband on Friday night he has said at least 15 times over the weekend 'Oops, think I just spray farted'. Neither one of us knows what it means either but we found it freaking hilarious! I too am a juvi when it comes to stuff like this.
ReplyDeleteGood one! I like those ecards. I've thought about posting a few of the runner themed ones myself. I think there's one that says "Don't shit yourself when you hit the wall."
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I've got a teenage sense of humor, but half of my excuse is being a guy.
I read this post on Saturday and to wait to see what others said about it before I could comment. Priceless comments :). I am still laughing!!
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